1. “why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer

    (via ackles-found-sherlocks-shackles)

     

  2. cinnamon-anemone:

    thequarantinedmailman:

    offonahuntingtrip:

    aegean-sea:

    LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS

    and here we have a capitalist 

    Did you just.

    let us all take a moment to appreciate that all of human history and human language and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible

    (via im-not-a-climbing-frame)

     

  3. h0mocidal:

    does anyone else convert oxygen into carbon dioxide or is that just me lol 

    (Source: warteeth, via kawaiideathtrap)

     
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  6. ratchetlarry:

    remember when everyone got mad at miley bc they thought this performance was provocative

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    (via fuckingunderthesheets)

     
  7. thecatsmeow90:

    Working on my paper is hard on both of us.

    (via v0x-p0puli)

     

  8. sorry:

    a peaceful walk in the woods really relaxes me. the fact that I’m dragging a body should be irrelevant.

    (via kawaiideathtrap)

     

  9. i-need-the-pie-bitch:

    i-need-the-pie-bitch:

    my brother once accidentally locked himself in a dog cage and starting snapchatting photos for help till my mum and dad had to drive over and free him

    did I fail to mention my brother is a 25 year old man

    (Source: rosaeverdeen, via im-not-a-climbing-frame)

     

  10. tara-ka-sha:

    Around 1 AM I turn into Nuka that psychotic lion from The Lion King II

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    (Source: mcrsquad, via ackles-found-sherlocks-shackles)

     
  11. skeysesil:

    consult-detect-solve:

    castayel:

    chocoboco:

    thehurminator:

    I FOUND IT

    THE BEST PAINTING OF ALL TIME

    It’s called Adam and Eve (or something along those lines, there’s two versions and it’s translated) and the first time I saw it I couldn’t stop laughing for a solid five minutes.

    Just look at this shit.

    If you just glance at it, it looks like God is flipping off Adam and Eve.

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    Then you have Adam here like “Hey man, why are you so pissed at me, its all her fault.”

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    Meanwhile the animals look like someone took a candid photo with a really bright camera flash, even though this was painted in 1623.

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    The horse is stoned as hell.

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    Even the babies with God have no clue what is going on, this kid is confused as fuck.

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    Also, motherfuckin’ flying baby heads because why the hell not.

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    Like it’s so random the entire rest of the painting is like “what the fuck is this shit.”

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    Best painting ever.

    THE FLYING BABY HEADS HELP I CAN’T BREATHE

    wait where have I seen that Adam pose before…

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    oh

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    oh

    Spit all over my screen

    AIR I NEED AIR!

    (via v0x-p0puli)

     
  12. phil-has-a-monster-cock:

    california-cla-ssy:

    mrs-freebatchof221bbakerstreet:

    sexponents:

    1997 leonardo can get it

    2013 leonardo can get it

    leonardo can get it whenever he wants

    unless it is an oscar

    (Source: hydrotoxicity, via damnyoujacewayland)

     
  13. acting-captains-log:

    "Richelieu, beware!"

    Happy 77th Birthday to George Takei !

    (via im-not-a-climbing-frame)

     
  14. popillols:

    scatteringstarslikesprinkles:

    iamspacekisses:

    I AM CRYING

    HE WAS POSSESSED BY THE DEVIL AND DRANK DEMON BLOOD

    HE WAS LUCIFER’S ONE TRUE VESSEL OMFG

    (Source: stayyspazzy, via swiftlyfindingmydestination)

     
  15. melliousbellious:

    sherlockcomebackk:

    "They threatened me to do the shower scene or else they’d burn all my glow-in-the-dark socks that I got from the swap meet. That’s why I looked quite angry in it. And you know, I love my socks, they’re the most comfortable things to have in life.”

    — Benedict Cumberbatch

    I love my socks, they’re the most comfortable things to have in life

    (via swiftlyfindingmydestination)